Citizens - A gift from the Ministry Of Information.
Download and print off this leaflet so that you are never caught unawares by Virulent Novelty!
VIRULENT NOVELTY is a major threat to the safety & security of our country. It is responsible for moral & ethical decay, an increase in alienation, suicide rates & deviant sexual behaviour.
Recent research from Government Scientists at the Ministry indicates that outbreaks of VIRULENT NOVELTY can be directly correlated to an upsurge in degenerate behaviour. Medical studies report increased stress levels, insomnia and depression. VIRULENT NOVELTY is spread through unregulated informational contact.
“VIRULENT EXPERENCE is information & experience which induces the sufferer to relentlessly pursue meaningless novelty. Sufferers often become obsessive and detached from reality, as well as increasingly isolated & reckless in their pursuit of dangerous emotional stimuli. They just can’t get no satisfaction”
- Obsessive compulsive monitoring of emotional identities via meaningless social connections
- rapid-cycle stimuli
- Boredom, listlessness and generalised nausea.
- Rampant sexual appetite
- Decreased empathy & chronic dissatisfaction -
- Near-pathological desire for external validation (existentially)
- Increased stress; tendency towards depression
- Need to stand out, extreme fashion choices and adaptation of flesh with scarifactions and or piercings.
- Drug Use
- Scruffy clothing, unkempt appearance.
- Slurring of speech overuse of slang or colloquialisms
- Emotions associated with feeling unloved or broken hearted.
- Uncontrollable crying fits.
BE VIGILANT> STAY SAFE>REPORT & BE REWARDED
The filthy degenerate whose unrestricted emotions once threatened to tear apart the fabric of society are no longer permitted to pollute the experiences we share. The administration provided by the Ministry of Information has ensured that the most Virulent poisonous forms of information and experience are banned and restricted by the Index. Only interact with Ministry Of Information feeds, or those feeds run by Ministry Approved Experience Vendors. If in doubt, consult Sure Heart guidelines and await communion with Blake.
BLAKE will analyse any potential risk and extract and sanitise the area of your mind infested with virulent information for your Safety, Security & Sanity. We trust you to report any sites of VIRULENT EXPERIENCE immediately. BLAKE will then flag the issue and despatch Ministry investigators to the scene as soon as possible.
Many thanks, BLAKE!
Do not exceed your Sure Heart Bandwidth, any attempt to bypass Sure Heart program code will cause a medically induced coma for your protection. Your bandwidth plan is specifically tailored for your individual needs. Do not share unregulated Experience – cross contamination may occur. Always remain within your personal informational environment. Regularly consult BLAKE for the very latest updates and patches.
Remember – BLAKE is everywhere, for your safety and convenience. Access BLAKE directly, any time you feel unsure.
Reality will never again be diffused with worthless useless information presented as addictive Novelty. In filtering and purifying our minds of poisonous self destructive intent England has achieved what was once thought impossible.