The Ministry would like to take this time to wish you a very happy Summer Solstice.
To celebrate the beginning of our Great British Summertime we would like to invite you and your loved ones to participate in your local Government sanctioned jumble sales, fetes, fayres and SureHeart sponsored street parties. A full list of authorised events and Summer Bandwith packages are available to download directly from Blake. These are fun-packed, safety-first events which pose no risk to you or your family. Relax and enjoy this special time in the knowledge that the Ministry are invigilating your safety, sanity and sense.
Here at the Ministry we know that having a good time is a valuable reward for our dear citizens and a requisite for a stable and positive mental attitude. We believe that traditional festivals and events lie at the heart of the fabric of every community. So whip up some cream for those strawberries and have a jolly good healthy time. This is an excellent opportunity to show the global community the ways in which our glorious nation shall prove to be the exemplary Olympic host.