The long-haired Injun girl loads the bullets into the chambers real
slow like, taking her time and eyeballing down on me hard like we
didn't know each other from years back. The Seniorita, her men called
her. The Seniorita and I sit inside the cantina, sipping at the last of
Texican homebrew. Seniorita's militia sits parked outside upon their
burros exchanging rude jokes in a Spanglish-Azteca polyglot or revving
the engines to their Indian bikes, the occassional shotgun blast
violating the ain soph aur of silence on the mesa. Seniorita's blank,
unexpressing expression void of recognition cuts through me like the
Van Allen belt. It isn't quite a glare or a stare, but the cold gaze of
a former lover who had learned to be a stranger. I puff idly at the
business end of my second to last hash fag, meeting her gaze. She has
about three millimeters of white hair at her scalp, the rest of her
thick mane shining blue-black in the sun. The cracks in her skin from
the ravages of age and the genetics of her people lay underneath a
generous layer of pancake. Her leather jeans were clearly as old our
current crisis. Ammunition criss-crossed her massive, hanging breasts.
Her curves put her somewhere between the Venus of Willendorf and Tura
Satana. Sheathing the first revolver, she pulled a second modified Colt
Gunslinger .666 and began loading her dum-dums into the chambers.
She stared into the chamber, idly loading the ammunition with the
careless efficiency of a professional. "Destroys pesky soft tissue on
contact, gringo. Soft pink white men get blown full of hot lead holes."
She lilted at the ends of her words, drawing out the final vowel sounds
like a bell ringing itself to sleep.
"I've only got a .44."
She almost smirks, pulling the left corner of her lip up almost
imperceptibly. The cracks in her face peek through her heavy
foundation, off a shade or two from her halfbreed skintone. She's
wearing "nude" or "flesh" or another color with an equally crippling
name. The ravages of the sun on Seniorita peek out like hairline cracks
on <i>La Gianconda</i>. She pulls the brim of her hat down
in front, mocking convention and playing at cowboy. "That revolver is
as old as that bike of yours, gringo." She motions toward my crotch.
"You gonna be able to keep up with the Wagon Burners?" She winks,
breaking into a broad grin and revealing her greening teeth.
"I've been hunting Fundies in the first war." I say, unholstering my
old pre-war .38. "Border crossers too." I grin a little, looking down
at my feet, self-conciously bypassing my belt.
Seniorita laughs a little in spite of herself, in spite of me, even.
"Fucking gringoes shoot at anything, but now this gringo only shoots
gringoes." A more serious tone slides down her face. "Tell me, Doc, how
did you get so mixed up?" She grins, letting me off the hook.
She produces a stubby cigar from the breast pocket of her denim
vest, striking a match with her long red fingernails. Slut red we used
to call it.
She stands up, looking at me indicating her command that we leave.
Seniorita fiddles about on her feet, playing with her hands, examining
the tattoos on them. Her knuckles look freshest, reading "BANDITA" with
a bullet and skull forming an exclamation point. We walk out of the
small cantina and out onto the mesa. The corn oil generator powering
the cantina makes the area smell like farts at Samhain. Seniorita's men
drink heartily outside, slapping each other on the back and inspecting
each others armament. Large civil war revolvers change hands while
ignorant peasant folk look down the business ends of sawed-offs. The
militia looks fired up from the victory in Arizona. I holster my weapon
and walk with her toward the bluff, where we had parked our bikes. Dust
covers everything. I slap myself on the arse and yellow dust flew out
of hard denim jeans which stank of shit. I wonder when we'll come
across the next bath house. Before I had arrived Seniorita never
stopped at them. She wasn't admitted in and the men didn't care. I
straddle my 1960s Japanese motorcycle and don gloves, goggles and
helmet. The owner of the cantina gave me 5 gallons of green gas for
three hundred grams of mescal.
<i>
"You one of the only gringos what know how to make the salt, meester."
"Ain't that some shit?"
"Why you no just go to El A? Lots of building going on there...
Yakuza make big moves into thee smut racket there. They could use some
crazy gringo with a gun what know how to make mescal, no?"
"Sure, sure, mister. Now how you say 'five gallons' in Spanglish? We make-o a deal-o."</i>
"What do you got in the stash bag?"
"Somewhere around 1000 grams of mescal, about two pounds of ganja,
three ounces of teonánacatl... the coca is gone but that's easy enough
to get and I can refine it even if you want to turn it into cash. Hash
has basically dried up. I think it's a Gulf Coast thing, Cuba still has
pretty close ties to the Berber States."
"You leave that just lying around? Pretty trusting, gringo."
"These men are scared to even think about it. Mercenaries are a
notoriously superstitious lot. I'm almost surprised they didn't mutiny
when they heard you were bringing a witcha man on board. It wouldn't be
the first time I had experienced such a phenomenon."
"You're not the only brujo in the bunch, gringo. The old ways have
come back even more sharply here in Aztlan. We never had the Islamic
occupation. And we fought the Fundies far more effectively than you
Rocky Mountain Militia boys."
"I take exception to that- I was the only boy in my militia."
"That's probably why you guys lost Montana and Idaho." She laughs in automisogynist mockery.
We both pause awkwardly for a moment, looking at each other. She
licks her lips ever so slightly. We fire our engines on top of each
other. Her bike roars while mine sputters and putts, belching green gas
exhaust into the air. She revs her engine thrice, giving the signal for
everyone to shut up. Her hand reaches up to her right breast, flipping
a switch on a black plastic box. The entire militia stands silent,
looking with rapt attention at Seniorita. Brown
<i>manos</i> reach up, doffing sombreros from greasy black
hair. Five hundred faces stare up at Seniorita, waiting for her
commands, her words of inspirations, her philosophical and
revolutionary musings. The electric anticipation in the air coats
everything thick like molasses. The silence deafens, every gear turn of
the tram now audible. Seniorita still sits on her bike, back to her
men. The patch on the back of her denim vest reads "WAGON BURNERS"
across the top and "AZTLAN" across the bottom, an Indian headdress
taking up the balance of the space.
Seniorita dismounts, looking out at her audience. They wait for her
words, but instead she holds up all five fingers on her left hand, then
points north, then makes a fist. This means to ride fives miles north
then camp for the night.
"Still north?"
"Deseret, gringo. Lots of petty Prophets sitting on stacks of gold,
gleaming white temples from the final days of civilization, a good
place for us to pick up good coin raiding caravans."
I grimace, feeling the burn of an ulcer at the very base of my
esophagus, near my stomach. Deseret. Only one thing comes to mind mind
when I think of Deseret- the Tomb, the Heretic's Prison. I stare at the
ground beneath my bike for what seems like an eternity remembering days
when I spent 24 hours a day inside a concrete box getting fed with a
tube in my stomach, astral communication with the other inmates the
only thing keeping me sane.
"Gringo!"
I look up.
"Your hands are shaking."
They're trembling slightly but quickly.
"Gringo, as long as you ride next to me you don't need to fear any Fundies."
I look at her with renewed confidence, and decide to make a very, very bad joke.
"Let's roll."
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